If you need to talk

General enquiries

If you need to contact me you can email me at Under normal circumstances I'll get back to you within 3 business days.

Examples of abnormal circumstances include —

  • holidays
  • particularly busy periods of work
  • zombie apocalypse (if you're trying to email me during one of these you need to reassess your priorities)

If you're still waiting after a week, you can email me again to let me know you're super serious.

Customer support

If you've bought something from me and it's not great, let me know. The best way to do this is through the links in the original purchase email — this makes it easier to track. But if that's not working for some reason email me at

Media enquiries

If you are interested in working with me, writing for the site, or have something you think I may be interested in using/reviewing, contact

Sounds serious. But if you need to you can contact me via This email is connected to a loud audible siren so if you use it I may shit myself.